ŚMIESZNE TEKSTY I OPOWIADANIA

"Who is who?"

Postacie: 

Hu Jintao - niedawno wybrany przywódca chiński

Jaser Arafat - szef Palestyny

Kofi Annan - sekretarz generalny ONZ

George Bush - presydens USA

Condoleezza Rice - doradczyni Busha do spraw bezpieczeństwa

George:! Nice to see you. What's happening?

Condoleezza:Sir, I have the report here about the new leader of China.

George:Great. Lay it on me.

Condoleezza:Hu is the new lider of China.

George:That's what I want to known.

Condoleezza:That's what I'm telling you.

George:That's what I'm asking you. Who is the new leader of China?

Condoleezza:Yes.

George:I mean the fellow's name.

Condoleezza:Hu.

George:The guy in China.

Condoleezza:Hu.

George:The Chinaman!

Condoleezza:Hu is leading China.

George:Well, I'm asking you. Who is leading China?

Condoleezza:That's the man's name.

George:Will you or will not tell me the name od new leader of China?

Condoleezza:Yes, sir.

George:Yassir? Yassir Arafat is in China? I thought he was in the Middle East.

Condoleezza:That's correct.

George:Than who is in China?

Condoleezza:Yes sir.

George:Yassir is in China?

Condoleezza:No, sir.

George:Then who is?

Condoleezza:Yes, sir.

George:Yassir?

Condoleezza:No, sir.

George:Look, Condi. I need to know the name of the new leader of China. Get me the Secretary General of the UN on the phone.

Condoleezza:Kofi?

George:No, thanks.

Condoleezza:You want Kofi?

George:No.

Condoleezza:You don't want Kofi.

George:No. But now that you mention it, I could use a glass milk. And then get me the UN.

Condoleezza:Yes, sir.

George:Not Yassir! The guy at the UN.

Condoleezza:Kofi?

George:Milk! Will you please make the call?

Condoleezza:And call who?

George:Who is the guy at the UN?

Condoleezza:Hu is the guy in China.

George:Will you stay out of China?!

Condoleezza:Yes, sir.

George:And stay out of the Middle East! Just get me the guy at the UN.

Condoleezza:Kofi.

George:All right. With cream and two sugars. Now get on the phone.

(Condi picks up the phone)

Condoleezza:Rice, here.

George:Rice? Good idea. And couple of eggs rolls, too. Maybe we should send some to the guy in China. Anh the Middle East. Can you get Chinese food in the Middle East?

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